We’re very sad to report the death of The Publicity Works’ head of security, Spud, after a short illness.
To be fair he had a tendency to be a bit over-friendly towards visitors, with the exception of the post man. The delivery men would often complain that, while Spud let them in easily enough, he always wanted to spend time with them when they were trying to leave.
So the office is now a wag-free zone. It won’t be the same.